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9.
Someone who wears shoes that are too small for them but continues to wear them because they are hot kicks
James:Yo Joey what size are those jordans I want to cop them from you
Joey: they are a size 9
James:whoa I thought you were a size 11
Joey:yea but the shoes are hot tho!!
James: damn kid you are a f***Ing squeezer!!!
by instagram: jeffreyromelus_25 February 03, 2013
 
1.
when a woman grebs a penis tightly till the helmet throbs
the missus gave me a good squeezer last night on the job.......right on the vinegar strokes too!!
by ginger April 10, 2003
 
2.
A tight aggressive poker player. Plays conservatively but aggressive. Is known to trap with big hands.
The Squeezer trapped the donkey for all his chips sending him to the rail.
by Go Speed Go! December 22, 2009
 
3.
A handjob that involves a tight grip of the shaft.
People are starting to recognize me. A stripper offered me a squeezer last night dude.... a WHITE stripper!
by WesLeFevre July 17, 2009
 
4.
A hand job. When another person (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with her hand(s) until the man ejaculates.
"I got a squeezer from an Indian girl on a bunk-bed, so I think I got the whole Harvard experience." Frank - 30 Rock
by Pericot February 04, 2012
 
5.
Note to white people:
Hood Slang for Gun
Conversation

Person A: Yo you got the squeezer on you?

Person B: Nah bro i left that shit at home!
by Alltheanswers March 18, 2014
 
6.
Wanker, usaully applied in a non-literal manner.
Steve-"Robert is giving me the shits. He borrowed $20 and said he can't pay it back, but he just bought a new car, he is a trainee and tells me how to do my job and he only talks about how hot his misses is and she's a dog!"
Greg- "what a squeezer"
by Stevwoodius Bogan 2 April 05, 2009
 
7.
naturally large breasts
"did you see the squeezers on her?!"
by bampop May 02, 2008