One who believes in the existence of so called, "Unlimited Bandwidth."
when a woman grebs a penis tightly till the helmet throbs
the missus gave me a good squeezer last night on the job.......right on the vinegar strokes too!!
A tight aggressive poker player. Plays conservatively but aggressive. Is known to trap with big hands.
The Squeezer trapped the donkey for all his chips sending him to the rail.
A handjob that involves a tight grip of the shaft.
People are starting to recognize me. A stripper offered me a squeezer last night dude.... a WHITE stripper!
A hand job. When another person (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with her hand(s) until the man ejaculates.
"I got a squeezer from an Indian girl on a bunk-bed, so I think I got the whole Harvard experience." Frank - 30 Rock
A person whose only fighting method is to squeeze his attacker or prey with his hands and arms. This person usually chants to his prey as a form of intimidation and the chant goes along the lines of "Squeeze! I'm gonna squeeze you! Squeeze!" The squeezer will not release his prey until it begs for mercy or is distracted by some other prey. All people should run for their lives if they hear the chant of the squeezer. Be aware the squeezer will befriend you and will constrict you into submission for eternity.
That squeezer is lurking in the shadows over there chanting to himself we should probably get outta here.
naturally large breasts
"did you see the squeezers on her?!"
Wanker, usaully applied in a non-literal manner.
Steve-"Robert is giving me the shits. He borrowed $20 and said he can't pay it back, but he just bought a new car, he is a trainee and tells me how to do my job and he only talks about how hot his misses is and she's a dog!"
Greg- "what a squeezer"