1.Squirrel Meat

2.to ejaculate. cousin to the word skeet, but only used for men under 5'2"
I waited until she went, then I could finally squeet.
by JohnnysGaL February 14, 2010
Top Definition
When you shoot period blood out of your vagina.
"last night Brittany squeeted all over me after our wild love making"
by RogueDeadGuy August 18, 2012
The standard unit of squee, that is, a measure of the amount of squee an object or creature can generate. For example, a cute cartoon about kittens would measure 278 millisqueet, or 0.278 squeet. The cutest kitten photo imaginable would rate 4.8 squeet, the TEL (threshold exposure limit) before irrational gibbering will commence. A cute kitten animated gif might actually rate 0.8 or more megasqueet, resulting in a total loss of self-control (and possible bladder and/or bowel control.)
Male: "Apparently, they're remaking My Little Pony, but instead of ponies, they're kitten-ponies."
Female: "SQUEEEE! OHMYGODTHAT'SSOAWESOME! ICAN'TBELIEVETHEY'REDOINGTHIS OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD..."
Male: (checking meter) 17.1 squeets. We'd best get the restraints out now.
by The Real Egon Spengler April 18, 2014
a mixture of cute and sweet
awwww, that was so squeet. i cant believe how squeet that kitten is, its adorable..adorably squeet
by morellocherry August 03, 2009
The sound made as a wet poop exits the anus.
"What was that?"
"I squeeted."
by squeeterific December 28, 2013
1. A combination of the words skeet and squirt.

2. A combination of the words sweet and score.
That shit was fuckin' squeet!
by Milky-Vaj June 09, 2008
A word that compresses the sentence, "Let's go eat." Heard in Southern dialect.
Squeet some doughnuts at the morning break.
by Richard Black August 01, 2007
when looking for an apartment, or speaking about the square footage of something, (SQUare) and (fEET), squeet.
My apartment is 800 squeet.
by CindyStank June 28, 2007

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