The act of someone poking, stabbing, shanking, hugging, or remotely touching you as a surprise. Having to squeek followed by a small giggle afterwards as such the "Pillsbury Dough-boy/girl" status.
After not seeing him for a few weeks, I surprised glomped him- turning out he was the wrong person; he still Squeegled anyway.
by AngelenaLuu January 25, 2008
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Squeegle is an urban term used to describe the roof of your mouth. As the term of the roof of your mouth is commonly unknown many people simply refer to it as a squeegle.
I just ate something really hot and it burned my squeegle.
by Andrew91 June 01, 2009
A type of hug that involves first squeezing the recipient, followed by a short pause, then a rapid and somewhat violent jiggling back and forth.
I haven't seen her in a while, and she almost broke my neck with that squeegle.
by Joyful913 August 29, 2007
A peculiar but beautiful creature. It is native to central Europe and to certain parts of suburban New Jersey. Two squeegless mate for life and tend to get along very well. They tend to be strange parents, messing with their children. They lead a rather sedentary lifestyle though they are apt at providing for their family groups.
No, YOU are my squeegles and I love you squeegles
by Lobster11 March 27, 2015