When lady parts both queef and squirt at the same time. Usually happens when a girl spreads for justice and gets off at the same time!
Jessica was being her whore-self when she squeefed all over her wall.
by Chenlemom November 28, 2013

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A bag of weed or some weed.
used in the film Outside Providence, "Do you need any squeef, or do you got enough?"
by Matthew Geiger June 22, 2005

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Marijuana, Cannabis-Sativa
"Yo man, you got any squeef??"
by PenisFace July 21, 2003

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Like weed, or pot, squeef is another word for marijuana. This word has apparently been confused with queef, but it has nothing to do with the sound of air being squeezed out of the vaginal canal.
Hey dude I wanna get high. Let's go out in the woods and smoke some squeef.
Yo, I'm new in town. Do you know where I can score some squeef, Bro?
by Ramon B. Gariza February 12, 2006

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The moment at which a queef and a squirt are perfectly executed at the same time producing an amazing explosion of vaginal fluid.
Guy 1: You now what happened last night?
Guy 2: Dunno, how far did she you get?
Guy 1: She fucking squeefed everywhere, it took hours to clean up
Guy 2: Wow.
Guy 1: Tasted good though
by JonsonSmithson January 02, 2017

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When a women queefs so hard that she squirts herself.
That nasty bitch just squeefed!
Queef Squirt
by Squeef man March 09, 2015

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The explosion of air trapped in the urethra of a male. Typically caused from rapid masturbation. The male equivalence of a queef.
When I was giving her a money shot, I squeefed in her face.
While peeing, I squeefed so hard my pee coagulated at the tip and blew off my head.
by Sir Fakemann March 12, 2015

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a bag of shitty old man pot
"Which one you boys has the fat bag of squeef?"- The Buck god rest his soul
by swifty8978 February 09, 2008

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