squeef(v.) though commonly mistaken to deal with a bag of weed or ejaculation from a pussy fart (see queef) the squeef is actually when a female sneezes and queefs at the same time. it is common but not required to still say bless you after hearing a squeef.
did you see those girls squeefing on that work out infomercial they really knew how to squeef.

or

she totally squeefed at the family dinner.
by jaa1988 September 15, 2011
32 more definitions
Top Definition
A bag of weed or some weed.
used in the film Outside Providence, "Do you need any squeef, or do you got enough?"
by Matthew Geiger June 22, 2005
Marijuana, Cannabis-Sativa
"Yo man, you got any squeef??"
by PenisFace July 21, 2003
Like weed, or pot, squeef is another word for marijuana. This word has apparently been confused with queef, but it has nothing to do with the sound of air being squeezed out of the vaginal canal.
Hey dude I wanna get high. Let's go out in the woods and smoke some squeef.
Yo, I'm new in town. Do you know where I can score some squeef, Bro?
by Ramon B. Gariza February 12, 2006
When a women queefs so hard that she squirts herself.
That nasty bitch just squeefed!
Queef Squirt
by Squeef man March 09, 2015
When lady parts both queef and squirt at the same time. Usually happens when a girl spreads for justice and gets off at the same time!
Jessica was being her whore-self when she squeefed all over her wall.
by Chenlemom November 28, 2013
The explosion of air trapped in the urethra of a male. Typically caused from rapid masturbation. The male equivalence of a queef.
When I was giving her a money shot, I squeefed in her face.
While peeing, I squeefed so hard my pee coagulated at the tip and blew off my head.
by Sir Fakemann March 12, 2015
a bag of shitty old man pot
"Which one you boys has the fat bag of squeef?"- The Buck god rest his soul
by swifty8978 February 09, 2008

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