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3.
Like weed, or pot, squeef is another word for marijuana. This word has apparently been confused with queef, but it has nothing to do with the sound of air being squeezed out of the vaginal canal.
Hey dude I wanna get high. Let's go out in the woods and smoke some squeef.
Yo, I'm new in town. Do you know where I can score some squeef, Bro?
by Ramon B. Gariza February 12, 2006
 
1.
A bag of weed or some weed.
used in the film Outside Providence, "Do you need any squeef, or do you got enough?"
by Matthew Geiger June 22, 2005
 
2.
Marijuana, Cannabis-Sativa
"Yo man, you got any squeef??"
by PenisFace July 21, 2003
 
4.
When lady parts both queef and squirt at the same time. Usually happens when a girl spreads for justice and gets off at the same time!
Jessica was being her whore-self when she squeefed all over her wall.
by Chenlemom November 28, 2013
 
5.
a bag of shitty old man pot
"Which one you boys has the fat bag of squeef?"- The Buck god rest his soul
by swifty8978 February 09, 2008
 
6.
Noun

1. While a queef is usually involuntary, a "squeef" occurs when a woman has mastered the art of queefing and can squeeze one out at will.

2. A voluntary queef.
"Whenever Joanne is around another woman she doesn't like, she stands next to them and squeefs."
by billebllunt December 08, 2013
 
7.
1 .A multi facetted term used in a host of scenarios generally to describe a person place or thing when no other recognized noun or adjective can describe such event.

2. Additionally this term can be used to describe a sudo hipster or metro sexual male that enjoys brunch or the wearing of tight pleated jeans or slacks .
1. I thought I was off this weekend but I got squeefed and have to go to the parade detail .

2. Look at that sqeef ... .........Can those skinny jeans be any tighter ??
by Squeef May 09, 2014