1. A character in two comic books by Jhonen Vasquez, "Jhonny the Homicial Maniac" and "Squee!" Squee's real name is Todd Casil. He earned his nickname by the squealing sound he makes whenever he is frightened. Squee's parents hate him. His mom rarely remembers who he is, and his dad says that he ruined his life. They view him as a mistake. Sometimes they watch the tape of his birth in reverse, and they never do anything kind for him. Squee gets constantly made fun of in school. Sometimes the other boys and girls laugh at the stories he writes, even though some of them can't even read. His teacher is very cruel, too. Barely anyone is kind to him. However, Squee doesn't wish any bad on anyone, and thinks that his parents aren't bad people. Squee does have a few companions. One of them is his teddy bear, Shmee, who doesn't always give the best advice. Another one is Johnny (Nny for short). Nny is a homicidal maniac, and Squee thinks that he's kind of scary. Nny isn't mean to Squee, though. One time, he even saved him from a mall pedofile. Finally, there's Pepito, the Devil's son. Squee is also scared of Pepito. Oh, and there was Andy. Andy was Squee's friend until he was eaten by a dog one day. Not too much is known about him, though. I highly reccomend "Squee!" and other books by Jhonen Vasquez. If you're anything like me, you'll love them.
2. A squealing sound. Can be either happy or scared (in Squee's case, it's scared.)
3. A creature in a game called Myst III. (I don't know much about this kind of squee. I've seen pictures of them, before. They look kind of rodentish.)
1. "But... but daddy!! He's crazy like some kind of crazy thing that's all crazy!!" -Squee
2. "Squeeeee! Can you believe it? I won!" -someone who just won a contest and feels overjoyed
3. "I bought a squee plushie over the internet. They look so cute and cuddly!" -someone who bought a plushie of the rodentlike creature in Myst III
by Dib's Sister Gaz April 05, 2005
A sound of fear, as in the comic Squee!
by Pedro Rodriguez August 25, 2003
A squee, is a projectile female urination.

The sentence, built up from squ-, short for squirt, and -ee, short for wee, also known as urine.

squee = squirting urine.
"Oh my WORD she's SQUEEING EVERYWHERE!!"
by Mr. Hibbert October 20, 2008
Personal noun, 1. The greatest girl in the world, aka Kim, also referred to as Momma.
2. A squee ninja, a small harmless ninja that is cute as hell.
3. A Squee bomb, a shot named after Kim containing Blue Curacao, Hpnotiq, Red Bull and a cherry. Chilled.
My Squee is the greatest!
I would like to order a Squee bomb for my Squee
I love my Squee super bunches more!!
by Crazyhorse (Sin) November 27, 2006
squee (skwe-je)
n.

One with high-pitched vocal tendencies

Kathryn Rogers is a squee.
by Gwennyth Vallet April 24, 2006
1. To squeal until you lose continence.
2. A combination of the words "squeal" and "pee".
OMG! PoA is on DVD. SQUEEE!!! Um, pardon me, I need to go change my knickers.
by qwertytigger November 27, 2004
Verb
To couch surf, not pay rent, steal from your roommates or otherwise act like a goofy glasses wearing snapper who eats all your food.
"someone squeed all over my couch.""This kid who keeps sleeping here is a total squee, lets kick his ass out staight into the gutter."that kid is such a squee!"
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by Buttplugg Beaudry May 07, 2007
1. The greatest girl in the world, aka Kim, also referred to as Momma. 2. A squee ninja, a small harmless ninja that is incredibly cute. 3. A Squee bomb, a shot named after Kim containing Blue Curacao, Hpnotiq, Red Bull and a cherry. Chilled.
My Squee is the greatest!
I would like to order a Squee bomb for my Squee
I love my Squee super bunches more!!
by Crazyhorse (Sin) November 29, 2006

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