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8.
A prepubescent child with a distinctively high voice that abuses the microphone on any online games, such as Team Fortress 2. This viral species has an incredibly short temper, and talks in its annoying high-pitched voice. Especially when they lose or get angry, their screaming voices are enough to send your eardrums clean to Pluto, back to Earth, back to Pluto again, and then back to Earth. Not only do they talk obnoxiously, but they use the mic for every second of gameplay. Their speech patterns often consist of swears with not much room for anything else. If you're unfortunate enough to meet one, your best bet is to leave the server. Or, do what others do and record footage of the game and then post it on YouTube for a good laugh. Of course, because of their age, they're usually inexperienced noobs, and their contributions to the team's efforts are only detrimental. And of course, their constant bitching makes you lag slower than their tiny brains.
I logged onto a Russian server for TF2 where mostly communists were playing, but there was a squeaker invading the team's efforts. He made me get off the server, so I had to spend the next five minutes getting to another one, only to find that there were three more in the new server! STOP THE SQUEAKER INVASION! THEY DRIVE ME TO SLIT MY NECK AND WRISTS!
by Practical Problems January 18, 2014
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9.
Preteen to midteen aged girls who flock together in malls and at social events.

Term also applies to the noises these girls make, especially when they are startled or excited.

Such groups are called squaggles, as in a squaggle of squeaks. Their male counterparts group in gaggles, as in a gaggle of geeks.
I like going to middle school basketball games just to watch all the cute little squeakers who get so exicted watching the game while simultaneously trying to remain cool.
by Dave What A Guy November 21, 2006
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10.
A fart that comes out of your toilet muscle in such a manner that it emits a high-pitched squeak instead of the usual staccato "fart" noise.
{Julian}: Hey Dominique, what the fuck was that?!?
{Dominique}: Oh that was just Mike letting off a squeaker.
by Telephony February 09, 2014
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11.
A person, usually using a chat feature in an online game, who is young enough for their voice not to have deepened. This makes it high-pitched and unbearable to listen to. Squeakers usually use long streams of invective to make their point clear.
(Squeaker gets killed, trolled, and otherwise annoyed) Squeaker: What the fuck you fucking asshole you're cheating you're using a fucking hack I'm going to fucking report you you fucking piece of shit.

(Squeaker scores a minor victory) Squeaker: I'm the best player in the world suck my balls you fucktard... You get the idea.
by CalvinandHobbes September 24, 2013
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12.
n. A high-pitched sound emanating from the anus, most often caused by failed efforts to suppress the expulsion of flatus.
Even though he pulled hard on the sides of the chair and lifted his feet, the fart blew out as a long, loud, squeaker, dashing any hopes of a second date with her.
by Handsome McGoo November 16, 2011
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13.
Squeaker - Child video-gamer who uses the mic. Usually refers to children who play
first-person shooters, esp. the Call of Duty series.

The age range of squeakers is approximately 4-12 years old. Squeakers tend to
have extremely high-pitched voices and use the mic heavily in foolish and annoying
ways.

Usually, the younger the squeaker, the more ridiculous amounts of profanity they will
use.
6-year old squeaker on MW3:
You fucking motherfucker! Stop fucking using the fucking MP7 on fucking CoD! Imma fuck your
mom, you piece of cock-sucking faggot piece of shit!

11-year old:
Dammit, stop camping, you fuckin' camper!
by Ze Unproduktiv Gaemer December 23, 2013
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14.
Preteen to midteen aged girls who flock together in malls and at social events.

Term also applies to the noises these girls make, especially when they are startled or excited.

Such groups are called squaggles, as in a squaggle of squeaks. Their male counterparts group in gaggles, as in a gaggle of geeks.
I like going to middle school basketball games just to watch all the cute little squeakers who get so exicted watching the game while simultaneously trying to remain cool.
by Dave What A Guy November 21, 2006
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