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The act of having a girl hang from a barbell upside down giving you a blow job while you are maxing out your squat. So that you sweat in her eyes and mouth so that you cause her much discomfort.
I have a terrible rash from that Squatting Mellon I performed last night.
by Krispy Kreme buttdeeds November 19, 2012

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