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1.
To apply lateral tension to a waistband using the legs in order to avoid ones trousers/pants/skirt falling into the puddle of piss on a lavatory floor.
Everything was going to plan until a suprise arse flapping fart caused his squatstretch to loosen and his pants fell into the half inch puddle on the floor.
by Spleenvent September 05, 2006

Words related to Squatstretch

lavatory pants puddle skirt squat trousers