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A game played with a racket and rubber ball. NOT A SPORT. Dude 1: You wanna go play a sport or something?
Dude 2: Yeah what? Dude 1: Squash Dude 2: NOT A SPORT. *Beats him up he can't do anything cause he is a squash player and has no strength* |
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To put a end to.
Resolve. "You need to squash that beef between you and your dad if you expect to make progress"
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| 2. | squash | ||
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An indoor racquet sport -not to be confused with racquetball- that is best played during a long lunch or after work with fellow alumni from one's prep school and/or private college. Popular among WASPs, it offers an opportunity to get a vigorous workout without the monotony/drudgery of jogging or pursuing a less exclusive pastime. Often played during the winter months, it offers an excellent opportunity to "cross-train" for summer sports such as: tennis, yachting, crew, and badminton. Harvard Student: "I can't believe that Trinity's squash team beat us again! None of their players are even from the United States..."
See: Ivy League, NESCAC |
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squash is NOT a sport. Ranga: is Squash a sport?
normal person: HELL NO! Its a hobby. its like collecting stamps |
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Sport played with a racquet and a rubber ball. Squash is a sport .
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"Squanderable Cash" 1) "I need to work some overtime this week otherwise I don't have any squash for John's bachelor party"
2) "My wife found my squash in the sock drawer and spent it on shoes" |
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| 6. | Squash | ||
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A racquet sport extremely popular in select areas in the US like california , and most of the east coast . -Is played indoors in a court somewhat like, but not to be confused with, racquetball . -Is popular with kids with a juniors program. -Has been named one of the top two sports, along with competitive swimming . -Is aweeesoomee! Guy: So what'd you do this weekend?
Player: I played squash! Guy: Mhm and how did that go? Player: GREAT, i hit this drop and the other guy totally couldn't get it, not to mention my serving was great- i finally got that lob serve down. Guy: I have no idea what you're talking about. |
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n. mental acumen, wherewithal, coherence, "cool." 1) When Doug found out his car was stolen, he lost his squash and started punching a telephone pole. 2) After drinking 30 beers, Lisa was utterly squashless and wound up passing out on the staircase.
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