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1.
The noise made and unsatisfactory delivery of the contents of a squeezy bottle sauce if it has not been stored correctly, vertically on its cap. Etymology squirt and fart.
The squarting ketchup prompted aunt Nelly to hurriedly open the windows during last Fridays dinner party
by leguy September 04, 2006
 
2.
When a man squirts a quart of cum!
I gave that cumpire a squart an' she swallowed every drop!
by Peter Crammer August 07, 2006
 
3.
When someone has a wet fart, that you can't control.
Poo juice may be formed in ones arse.
Person 1: What the fuck was that!

Person 2: My bad....That was my squart

Person 1: righhhtttt.....
by Squarter June 10, 2008
 
4.
When a woman farts following sex which leads to a squirt of seminal fluid from her vagina.
Honey that was such amazing sex. Ooops, I just squarted. Can you get me a towel?
by Scumrag January 09, 2010
 
5.
When your stomach makes a farting sound and it's not a fart but it sounds like one. Known to cause embarrassment.

Originated from the combination of the squelching sound your stomach makes that resembles a fart: squelching stomach fart = squart.
I drank my water too quickly, and my stomach squarted.
by UlyssesSGrant December 29, 2012
 
6.
A fart produced while squatting, either accidentally or on purpose.
Sandra videoed herself doing squarts on a dildo.
by HoneyBooBoooChild October 29, 2012
 
7.
When a person farts and excrement squeezes out as well. Can be used as a verb or a noun. Also known as a shart. A line in the movie "Along Came Polly" refers to this type of flatulence.
"Oh man I have to leave. I just squarted."
by J Dubya December 30, 2004