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Tisquantum (better known as Squanto) (c. 1580s – November 1622) was one of two Native American Indians (Samoset being the other) who assisted the Pilgrims after their first winter in the New World. He was a member of the Patuxet tribe, a subtribe of the Wampanoag Confederacy.
"You've invited a cop to the party? Way to go, Squanto.'
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he is a very wise indian who lives in the back woods of dunbarton. at one time he lived in a indian village in squantam NH
now he is a lone wolf, trying to get back at the white man for what they did
he as the abilaty to apear and disapear
yo yo man, me and ian where sitting an assembly in school
and suddenly squanto just apeared next to us and said that we whree stupid white fools who shall pay
by trevor langley October 05, 2004
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when the dude gets in a handstand and the girls jumps on his dick.
mr. jonson gave sammie the squanto of her life
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When a women squats and puts one fist in her vagina and one fist in her asshole and shakes her fists till she cums.
Last night I was watching my girl friend Squanto till she came all over the floor.
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Taking a crap in the woods as in squat and go
I couldn't find a bathroom so I just had to squanto behind a tree.
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Squanto is a very large penis who likes to be loved on by CMB.
"Squanto is the bomb"
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Originally, Scontras. Meaning stupid fucking dickhead. Someone who doesn't know that they have shit for brains. Lame ass english teacher, who sucks dick. See ass clown
Mr. Scontras sucks... Did you see what that fucking Squanto did today???
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