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1.
Another word for a cigarette
"Who wants to smoke a squam with me?"
by eskimofinch January 16, 2010
 
2.
A young, confused man-boy. Someone struggling with identity.
"That guy looks like a body builder...but dresses like an emo skater. What a Squam."

"Sam takes a long time to get ready. What a bitch. He's totally Squamin."

"That guy eats alot of food all summer and totally pulls ass. But i heard he goes back to school and doesnt eat, just to fit in with the band..mannn. What a squam."
by huge dack May 27, 2009
 
3.
to squeeze in
i had to squam in next to him cause hes so fat.
by spliff October 03, 2003
 
4.
a word that can be used to replace ANY noun or verb. The meaning is hard to explain but I am sure you will understand it once you shout a few "SQUAMS" while thrusting your arms rapidly. Try it!
"Go squam yourself."

"SQUAM!!!!"

"You silly squam."

"Squaym squaym squam shlong"
by Don Piano June 22, 2006
 
5.
A very pretty woman or a HOT ASS BITCH. Another word for bitch .
"DAMN look at that squam with the big ass!"
by Fernandinho August 05, 2007
 
6.
Verb used to describe any act of aggression including, hitting, kicking, stabbing, popping, puncturing, etc.
"You should consider squamming that zit on your face"

"I will squam you in the head with this brick"
by StevieHC October 17, 2007
 
7.
to hit something squarely, as though targeting a bullseye
The bitch knocked him squam in the nuts.
by desertfrog April 05, 2006