"oh my gosh, that skirt is too short. You should pull that down a squaff".
OR
"You smell funny. You should put some perfume on, but just a squaff".
OR
"You smell funny. You should put some perfume on, but just a squaff".
by Maggie Peake March 4, 2011
1. When something is either out of place, looks strange ,is skew or off center.
2. when someone acts out of line, or is being vulgar
2. when someone acts out of line, or is being vulgar
1. " Don't put the lamp there, because it looks squaff now." or "That building looks kind of squaff."
2. "Don't be so squaff, we're in public." or Peter was acting squaffishly after he had too many drinks.
2. "Don't be so squaff, we're in public." or Peter was acting squaffishly after he had too many drinks.
by Ant-of-the-knee February 12, 2014
To turn a kiss on the cheek into a quick suction of the cheek, until it pops.
Derived from the word quaff, which is to drink something without mercy.
Derived from the word quaff, which is to drink something without mercy.
My wife was in the basement watching television when, all of a sudden, I jumped up on her for a squaff on her cheek and squaffed it till it popped.
by Red Jorickson October 23, 2007
by squaff123 June 1, 2010
To go drinking with friends. Derived from the word "quaff" which means to "to drink heartily", squaff means "Let's Quaff".
by Squeat November 16, 2006
When a male rubs his sweaty nutsack over an unsuspecting sleeping victims forehead, resulting in a sound that if spelled out in words would be "Squiffle Squaff"
Only works when the nutsack is sweaty. If not sweaty, it will not make a sound, it will just tickle the victims forehead.
Only works when the nutsack is sweaty. If not sweaty, it will not make a sound, it will just tickle the victims forehead.
by "Sketchy" Mike September 7, 2007
Person 1: Come here for a hug
Person 2: *pants have been filled*
Person 1: Hmmm what's that smell
Person 2: you just made me squaff
Person 2: *pants have been filled*
Person 1: Hmmm what's that smell
Person 2: you just made me squaff
by Maplesyrup~ July 30, 2022