A pig-faced, bottom feeding, virginal geek who sets himself up for verbal assrape repeatedly through both idiocy and blind love of Spider-Man. See also 4um kiddie
SpyderMan will let any man sling his web all over his snout.
by KirkAngel April 08, 2003
Cum sprayed in a web formation across some one's face!
Yo dog, last night I gave my gf a Spyderman...I cum into my hand and flung it across her face...made the sickest web!
by Spyderman1234 January 13, 2010
One of the most beautiful and natural oompa loompas to ever post in BAMF.
I'm an oompa loompa, but damn I wanna be like SpyderMan.
by sascrotch April 09, 2003