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1.
A woman who enjoys moisturizing her body with the ejaculate of numerous men.
Gabriella was in the bath soaking in the ejaculate of 20 homeless gentlemen. She testifies it makes her skin silky soft. Fuck that bitch is one hell of a spunk barge!
by JGCL September 13, 2011
 
2.
A woman who is capable of holding a vast quanity of seminal fluid, regardless of what orifice said seminal fluid is deposited inside of.
My god, that woman can take a whole load of meat inside her! She's such a fuckin' spunkbarge!
by Qelqoth October 09, 2006