Amy: She's stuck in her room being a spunderella.
Daniel: "NO fucktard, thats my mom. She used to be a spunderella, twacked out on meth for the past 7 years but then she went to rehab. Give her about 6 months and she'll be looking like she used to when she was a pre-school teacher.
Sean: "MMMM, A MILF?"
(Daniel punches Sean in the arm)
"Daniel: "Don't go there dude before you make me kick your ass!