Noun: Any pool of ejaculate after a male or female orgasm.
Man: "Dude, my spuddle covered both of her eyes!"
Woman: "Oh, he pulls out though. Usually spits his spuddle in my belly button, it's kind of cute!"
Slut:"I love it when the spuddle hits the back of my throat."
Lesbian:"Give me a spuddle shower."
To cause trouble, to bicker. A verb (Spuddler), one who spuddles
Young children bickering with siblings would often be scolded for 'spuddling'
This occurs while urinating; when a massive sneeze overpowers you causing jets of urine to spray uncontrollably all over the walls and floor of the bathroom. This usually results in a large puddle of pee.
"That Sally McPuddles made a huge mess when he pissed all over the goddamn floor, he must have spuddled in there!"
A West country word meaning to waste time and not get on with the task at hand. Leads to spuddler
, spuddled spuddly
Look at old Mrs Jones, spuddling at the gate.
Oh, she's a right old spuddler.
Or to children - Stop spuddling and get on with your homework.
To deliberately attempt to deceive a friend with a tall tale, for the purposes of humour. The majority of spuddles are low-level, with the key ingredient of a spuddle being believability, but some can be outrageous, as detailed in the example below.
Chris: "Oh Russ, I forgot to tell you. You see my mate Ben, over there? He's Chuck Norris's nephew!"
In this example, Russ has been Spuddled. He now believes that a friend of a friend is related to the actor and Karate expert, Chuck Norris.
The art of cuddling in the spooning position
Bloke A: Did u smash her pasty
Bloke B: Nah we just had a spuddle
a spot/puddle on the counter
Clean up the spuddle on the counter