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To deliberately attempt to deceive a friend with a tall tale, for the purposes of humour. The majority of spuddles are low-level, with the key ingredient of a spuddle being believability, but some can be outrageous, as detailed in the example below. Chris: "Oh Russ, I forgot to tell you. You see my mate Ben, over there? He's Chuck Norris's nephew!"
Russ: "Really?!" In this example, Russ has been Spuddled. He now believes that a friend of a friend is related to the actor and Karate expert, Chuck Norris. |
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To cause trouble, to bicker. A verb (Spuddler), one who spuddles Young children bickering with siblings would often be scolded for 'spuddling'
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This occurs while urinating; when a massive sneeze overpowers you causing jets of urine to spray uncontrollably all over the walls and floor of the bathroom. This usually results in a large puddle of pee.
"That Sally McPuddles made a huge mess when he pissed all over the goddamn floor, he must have spuddled in there!"
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A West country word meaning to waste time and not get on with the task at hand. Leads to spuddler, spuddled spuddly etc. Look at old Mrs Jones, spuddling at the gate.
Oh, she's a right old spuddler. Or to children - Stop spuddling and get on with your homework. |
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The art of cuddling in the spooning position Bloke A: Did u smash her pasty last nite?
Bloke B: Nah we just had a spuddle |
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a spot/puddle on the counter Clean up the spuddle on the counter
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Man: "Dude, my spuddle covered both of her eyes!"
Woman: "Oh, he pulls out though. Usually spits his spuddle in my belly button, it's kind of cute!" Slut:"I love it when the spuddle hits the back of my throat." Lesbian:"Give me a spuddle shower." |
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