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A psychiatric disorder that describes a person who shares or text messages you meaningless or delusional information while you are trying to do something productive.
1.) Your Spreitzophrenia is getting out of control and I think you need to think before you share any additional information.

2.) Your Spreitzophrenic texting is interfering with me getting my work accomplished.
by Adiplomate September 05, 2012