*a mother at her kids graduation, with tears in her eyes* SPOY
by ANNAnomys panda April 20, 2018
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A governing body that takes your balls keeps them in a jar restricting visitation to a minimum. SPOY victims may also start to resemble Sanjiya from American Idol since all testosterone has been removed.
Justin can't come out tonight...he's SPOy property now.
by Pet a File May 12, 2007
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According to Websters Dictionary, "Spoy" is a Milwaukee band that is known for its rock and its roll. It was stated in Rolling Stone Magazine that anyone who witnesses this group is automatically a victim of Spoy's music.
Boomer: "Hey man did you see Spoy?

UWM Student: "Yeah man we are all victims now"

Boomer: "Yeah they were pretty good, hey do you know where I can find some pot"
by Crusty Boomer January 15, 2020
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Possibly but not necessarily a member of the Jazz Jackrabbit 2 community, a Spoy is a person who, both on MSN Messenger and IRC, idles and pretends to be away a lot.
Bob's being a Spoy again. He won't answer my messages.
by Sparky2002b September 3, 2005
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A substance that brings excruciating joy to an individual after having been released from the power of one's pwnage over others.
As a result from the excitement of his massive victory in the Halo tournament, Robert yelled out in happiness as his spoy exploded over the competition.
by Ares21 August 8, 2006
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