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The awesomest pie monster to ever roam the earth. Roams usually around Scotland and the interweb. Notoriously known for her cat-like appearance (white w/ brown splotches, and a gray 'fringe' over one eye) She wears a tawny owl feather behind one ear, and had blue eyes that glow at times. She is easily distracted by shining/glowing things, so mirrors are often used to keep her away.
'Spotteh The Pie Monster was last spotted taking a small child's pie. The child cried for days.'


'OMG SPOTTEH I AM YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWER!!!!!111!!!!!!one!!!!111111!!eleven!!!!11!!!!'
by The Pie Monsterologist January 18, 2010
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