The act of having multiple black and white men splooge on you as to make a spotted effect
Bill, Steve, Jack, Micheal, Jamal, Andre, Antwan, and Kanye did that aweful spotted cow to Lesly yesterday
Rural English slang: female virginity. Encountered mostly in suggestive songs.
I asked "My dear, why do you cry?"
"I've lost me spotted cow!" said she.
"Then let us search within your lawn!
And we shall see what we shall see"