Spoot. v. To fart while releasing sperm from the anus. Frequently experienced for periods of up to six hours after the conclusion of bareback anal sex.
Spoot is a compound word comprised of sperm and toot, similar to shart (shit + fart).
R: I'm spooting!
D: Ewwwww.... and you're not even wearing underwear!
R: Sheesh, I'm on the toilet.
As a noun:
D: Dear Lord, that was a massive spoot! Do you need a tissue?
R: I need a twat mop.
Originating on the Angry Beavers television show mainly, this is an exclamation of mild annoyance after an event of sometype. Mainly in the American lexicon 1997-1999. Recently has faded some.
Falling down is quite spooty.
Popularized from the mid-90's Nickelodeon show, The Angry Beavers, and commonly used by the brown beaver, Dagget.
Spoot can be used in the place for any swear word, like shit(1), fuck(2), or ass (3). Can also be written in "1337" form as $p00t or $p007.
1: "Uh oh, the car broke down."
2: "Man, you still owe me $5."
"What the spoot?! I paid you that last week."
3: "Ha ha, I heard that Tim owned you i CS last night."
"Bite my spoot."
spoot comes from the great Angry Beavers...if you watch cartoons...the term comes out of my mouth instead of shit...
OH SPOOT KALES I JUST ABOUT HIT THAT OLD WOMAN! to bad i didnt that woulda been 30 points...
From the Nickelodeon cartoon Angry Beavers - an exclamation. Originated from an episode where one of the beavers had a toe fungus and had to go to the company "Stinky Poo Technologies" to remedy the situation. the building had a signage that that beared the name SPOOT.
You spoot, spoot, spootie head!
The long stringy rubber band-like semen that can be squeezed out after ejaculation.
I used my spoots to seal an envelope.
The longest spoots Ive ever had was 6 inches.
I maintain the belief that the word \'spoot\' originated from the Nickelodeon cartoon \"The Angry Beavers\" (\'Those spooty badgers are throwing rocks at our house again!\')
Originating in the 1974 cinematic masterpiece The Black Godfather. Don Chastain, in his brilliant role as druglord Tony Burton, tells Lt. Joe Sterling (Duncan McLeod) that "it's time to teach that spoot the facts of life about my territory." Of course, the 'spoot' he is speaking of is none other than the immaculate actor Rod Perry, starring as J.J., who is black.
Spoot is obviously a term for any black person on the planet, quite possibly derogatory.
Joe: I just watched Coach Carter last night.
Jane: Really? How was it?
Joe: It had the most spoots per capita I've ever seen in a single film.