Spoons is a game in which you drive around in a car and throw spoons at black people, while at the same time yelling "Nigger". If the spoon misses the target, the person whose turn it is must get out of the car and pick it up.
Morgan: "Hey Louis wanna go play some spoons?"
Louis: "Yea definitely. Are you gonna steal your moms van?"
Morgan: "Sure, let me go grab her keys."
While in the process of playing Spoons.....
Louis: "Alright Morgan are you ready to do it?"
Morgan than proceeds to roll down the window and throw a spoon at a group of black people.
The spoons then proceeds to hit one of the guys in the head.
While in the process of losing Spoons.....
Louis: "You ready to go again Morgan?"
Morgan: "Hell yea lets do it!"
Louis spots a large black man sitting on the side walk.
Louis: "Alright get ready."
Morgan rolls down the window and spots the black man, he then prepares his throwing arm, spoon in hand.
The spoon lands inches away from the mans foot and he just stares at the car. The car then stops at the nearest corner and out slowly walks Morgan trying his best to keep a straight face.
Morgan looks back to see Louis laughing his ass off. He casually gets closer to the man as he looks directly at him. Morgan then bends over to pick up the spoon, picks it up, and runs off as fast as he can and gets in the car.
Spoons is a card game played with a standard deck and enough actual spoons for the number of players-1. The spoons are set in the middle of a table and the players sit around them. (The game is usually played with at least two decks) A dealer deals each player four cards. The person to the left of the dealer draws cards from the remaining deck, one by one, and discarding subsequently, attempting to get four of a kind. Only four cards can be held at one time. The cards that this player discards becomes the next player's draw pile, and that player does the same thing. Cards are continuously drawn and discarded in an attempt to get four of a kind upon availability. Once a player gets four of a kind, that player takes a spoon from the middle of the table. Thence forward, the other players must also take a spoon. The player left without a spoon loses.more...
A variant of this game is "Free-Money Spoons." -A Sharpie is required. Each time a person loses, one successive letter of the term "free money" must be written in Sharpie in that person's arm. The first person to get "free money" completely written across their arm loses.
A variant of this variant is that the word or term to be written across the person's arm may be a curse word or curse term.
*Playing this game -especially with the latter variant- may result in the players jumping onto the table in an attempt to obtain a spoon; this may subsequently result in the table breaking... so don't play it on your mom's diningroom...
spoons is a game often played by honkeys where you collect real, metal spoons and drive around trying to hit black people. when you throw it you yell "nigger", and if you dont hit them you have to go get the spoon.
A:Lets go play spoons.
B:Dude, no we'll get killed.
A:I ain't afraid of any niggers.
Slang term for a pub in the Wetherspoons chain. Such pubs are usually large inside and sell spirits cheaper than other local pubs.
Fancy going to Spoons for a swift one?
spoons is an alternate word for weed or marijuana. especially useful in public places or to confuse anyone listening in. it is both a noun and a verb and so avoids the need to say , for example,spooning.
Dude my parents arent home. wanna do spoons?
What are you doing with your life? you're walking , talking downward spiral. all because of spoons
A game where an unsuspecting person is challenged to a contest, where large heavy desert spoons are placed between the teeth and turns are taken to hit your opponent on the back of the head with said spoon using only the power of the mouth and neck, untill one of the competitors gives up. However a 3rd person, an associate of the challengee stands behind the unsuspecting player and belts him im time with a 3rd spoon in time with the 'hits' of the real opponent
'Hey we played spoons with Mike yesterday.'
'Yeah he has brain damage now.'
Spoons is a game where you and a couple of friends stop into a local fast food restaurant and grab a fist full of plastic spoons, then drive into the red light district.
Once your there, you throw the spoons at hookers from your car, and if you miss you have to get out of the car and pick it up.
Who ever is least beat up at the end of the game wins!
Billy asked john if he wanted to play a game of spoons.
John stared blankly at Billy, slightly dueling from the side of his mouth.
John hasn't been the same since the hooker punched him in the side of the head.