1.) the very odd, and hopefully nonexistent act of "spooning" the cum out of a girl's vagina. Inserting a spoon in the lady garden of your significant other to extract the cum from her body.
2.) A Metaphor for the act of fornication, in which the word "Spooning" is synonymous with sex.
"So...lets think of it as a dinner table. If sex were anything like this, than the bed would be the table itself, the two people on the bed would be the plates, and then the actual acts they're performing would be the spooning"
For Girls: Cute, Warm, & Straight to sleep
For Guys: A face full of hair, A dead arm, & an awkward boner
Guy to Guy: "Bro I was spooning with my girl last night and it was so weird. I took me like 3 hours to fall asleep, and I couldn't move because I didn't want her to feel me."
"Nah, we were spooning on the couch watching Springer but she just wouldn't get around to forking."