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What you do to your girlfriend in the morning when you have a big ol' boner and are fantasizing about fully exercising it.
The slow grinding spoonhump is an effective means to waking up your girlfriend for a lil' morning sex.

I told him not to spoonhump me before 7am in the morning.
by kgirlTC May 26, 2011