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15.
An ambiguous sexual term that can mean to have sex, to cuddle (after sex), or to have sex in a specific position.
My brother and his girlfriend spoon constantly.
by Andio March 20, 2004
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16.
Spoons is a card game played with a standard deck and enough actual spoons for the number of players-1. The spoons are set in the middle of a table and the players sit around them. (The game is usually played with at least two decks) A dealer deals each player four cards. The person to the left of the dealer draws cards from the remaining deck, one by one, and discarding subsequently, attempting to get four of a kind. Only four cards can be held at one time. The cards that this player discards becomes the next player's draw pile, and that player does the same thing. Cards are continuously drawn and discarded in an attempt to get four of a kind upon availability. Once a player gets four of a kind, that player takes a spoon from the middle of the table. Thence forward, the other players must also take a spoon. The player left without a spoon loses.

A variant of this game is "Free-Money Spoons." -A Sharpie is required. Each time a person loses, one successive letter of the term "free money" must be written in Sharpie in that person's arm. The first person to get "free money" completely written across their arm loses.
A variant of this variant is that the word or term to be written across the person's arm may be a curse word or curse term.

*Playing this game -especially with the latter variant- may result in the players jumping onto the table in an attempt to obtain a spoon; this may subsequently result in the table breaking... so don't play it on your mom's diningroom table.
Spoons may also be played with forks or knives... at your own risk.

FREE MONEY

mother fucker
shit
ass
damn
bitch
nigger
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 02, 2006
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17.
1. An eating utinsel, usually made of twisted metal, but can also be carved from word or shaped of perceline. Can also be carved of marbel and is often considered one of the most idiotic things to collect.
2. A type of "pipe" used for smoking various combustible substances, usually affiliated with marijuana.
3. A type of cuddling in which the male lays back and the female positions herself, resting with her back against the male.
4. A type of sex similar to the above definition, but the man's penis is inserted into the womans vagina as she rests against him.
5. A band that came out of Texas and is widely exclaimed.
6. An insult that could be used against a mentally retarded or dense person. Can also be used against someone cought in the act of acting stupid.
"Ned, I do not understand why you INSIST on colecting so many of these blasted SPOONS!"

"Hey man, bring your best shit over tonight. I got a new spoon!"

Reggie and Catherine were spooning by the fire, just to enjoy each others company.

Ted's favourite position is spooning.

Times magazine did a cover story on the new hit sensation "Spoon".

"Oh my GOD, Fred! You are such a SPOON!"
"Hey retard, why don't you go back to your mommy and speak in spoon to her?! *assumes a steriotypical 'retard' position by placing hand limply thumping against chest and adjusting face to look stupid* Durrr, durrr, durrr!"
by Kazaaar Dereph E'Nairon October 17, 2006
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18.
spoons is a game often played by honkeys where you collect real, metal spoons and drive around trying to hit black people. when you throw it you yell "nigger", and if you dont hit them you have to go get the spoon.
A:Lets go play spoons.
B:Dude, no we'll get killed.
A:I ain't afraid of any niggers.
by gummpy November 08, 2007
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19.
A metal dealy to dig food
where is that metal dealy to dig food?

you mean a spoon?

.............yeah
by tOnk3r September 20, 2004
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20.
Battle cry of the cartoon character "the tick"
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON-uh!
by ArchDevil November 03, 2003
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21.
the entire lacrosse stick. the head, the shaft, all of it.
This is my chill spoon. I just use it to throw around in the morning in my boxers. I have a game spoon too.
by laxbroski May 19, 2009
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