Spoons is a game in which you drive around in a car and throw spoons at black people, while at the same time yelling "Nigger". If the spoon misses the target, the person whose turn it is must get out of the car and pick it up.
Morgan: "Hey Louis wanna go play some spoons?"

Louis: "Yea definitely. Are you gonna steal your moms van?"

Morgan: "Sure, let me go grab her keys."

While in the process of playing Spoons.....

Louis: "Alright Morgan are you ready to do it?"

Morgan: Yea.

Morgan than proceeds to roll down the window and throw a spoon at a group of black people.

Morgan: "Nigger!"

The spoons then proceeds to hit one of the guys in the head.

Morgan: "Yea!"

While in the process of losing Spoons.....

Louis: "You ready to go again Morgan?"

Morgan: "Hell yea lets do it!"

Louis spots a large black man sitting on the side walk.

Louis: "Alright get ready."

Morgan rolls down the window and spots the black man, he then prepares his throwing arm, spoon in hand.

Morgan: "Nigger!"

The spoon lands inches away from the mans foot and he just stares at the car. The car then stops at the nearest corner and out slowly walks Morgan trying his best to keep a straight face.

Morgan looks back to see Louis laughing his ass off. He casually gets closer to the man as he looks directly at him. Morgan then bends over to pick up the spoon, picks it up, and runs off as fast as he can and gets in the car.
by MLester March 09, 2011
Top Definition
romantic cuddling
wife: 'lets spoon honey'
husband: 'fuck you bitch, suck my dick and sit on my face'
by emohammers December 10, 2003
the thing i use to dig food.
by spanky July 24, 2003
Affectionate cuddling where the man lays behind the woman, usually with both people being in a fetal-type position and arms wrapped onto the woman's chest.
My girl always wants to spoon, but I just wanna fork!
by Shawnster April 20, 2005
To fit curves of one body to curves of another
Hey baby, let's get naked and spoon.
by Ame-Cat May 13, 2003
A cuddling position where the back is facing the chest and the couple are laying on their sides.
c-wigga drank so much bacardi, he woke up spooning mr.flanders
by LittleGordo November 01, 2004
(verb)To cuddle with your significant other (as in the way spoons lie together).
Do you want to go out to a movie or just rent one and spoon?
by Mista Askew March 13, 2005
ALWAYS leads to sex. ALWAYS.
"Nah, we'll just spoon, I promise"
-SEX-
by Hailzermuffin February 05, 2006

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