1. An eating utinsel, usually made of twisted metal, but can also be carved from word or shaped of perceline. Can also be carved of marbel and is often considered one of the most idiotic things to collect.
2. A type of "pipe" used for smoking various combustible substances, usually affiliated with marijuana.
3. A type of cuddling in which the male lays back and the female positions herself, resting with her back against the male.
4. A type of sex similar to the above definition, but the man's penis is inserted into the womans vagina as she rests against him.
5. A band that came out of Texas and is widely exclaimed.
6. An insult that could be used against a mentally retarded or dense person. Can also be used against someone cought in the act of acting stupid.
"Ned, I do not understand why you INSIST on colecting so many of these blasted SPOONS!"
"Hey man, bring your best shit over tonight. I got a new spoon!"
Reggie and Catherine were spooning by the fire, just to enjoy each others company.
Ted's favourite position is spooning.
Times magazine did a cover story on the new hit sensation "Spoon".
"Oh my GOD, Fred! You are such a SPOON!"
"Hey retard, why don't you go back to your mommy and speak in spoon to her?! *assumes a steriotypical 'retard' position by placing hand limply thumping against chest and adjusting face to look stupid* Durrr, durrr, durrr!"
wife: 'lets spoon honey'
husband: 'fuck you bitch, suck my dick and sit on my face'
the thing i use to dig food.
Affectionate cuddling where the man lays behind the woman, usually with both people being in a fetal-type position and arms wrapped onto the woman's chest.
My girl always wants to spoon
, but I just wanna fork
To fit curves of one body to curves of another
Hey baby, let's get naked and spoon.
A cuddling position where the back is facing the chest and the couple are laying on their sides.
c-wigga drank so much bacardi, he woke up spooning mr.flanders
(verb)To cuddle with your significant other (as in the way spoons lie together).
Do you want to go out to a movie or just rent one and spoon?
ALWAYS leads to sex. ALWAYS.
"Nah, we'll just spoon, I promise"