The creepy guy who always works the late shift at your local Kum and Go. He is usually overweight, wears bottlecap glasses, has a haircut that looks like that of a rebellious monk with highlights, and will often try to engage the customer in feelings talks. It would be safer and more comfortable to buy your late-night gatorade from the crack dealer across the street.
Did you see the way that Spooky Newcomb counted out my change? It gave me the willies
by walkingdictionary11 October 16, 2010