one who constantly masturbates cause they cant get the real thing
lt. johnson is a spooger
by reno April 21, 2005
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I called JP a spooger when he came in bobby's ass.
by ted brantford March 6, 2005
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Typically a person who annoys Nick Cash, but more specifically one who masturbates relentlessly and furiously because the real thing is not a possibility due to one's douche bagness
Bryan can't get any, therefore he is doomed to a life of spooging.

LeVaunte's mom caught him getting after it in her own bathroom. What a spooger!!

by Nick E. Cash May 21, 2008
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when a guy cums on a girl's face and it goes up her nose; effectively creating spooge boogers. Or boogers made of spooge.
My dude came in my face and I spent the rest of the evening blowing massive spoogers.
by sillygrrl April 29, 2011
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One who actively hunts for, or tries to make himself prey of, cougars, as he enjoys the maturity of an older specimen.
Tony said he was going shooting for a cougar again tonight. I swear that guy's just a cougar spooger, forget any chicks our age.
by Jibba22 July 22, 2008
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A demented postman like stop motion animated character in 'Fanta Claus is Comin' a spoof of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' by Most Offensive Videos, banned on several sites and voted most infamous video of 2010. The postman is supposedly Al Jolsen. In the spoof he ejaculates on cue (but everyone does) and rifles through the mail before doing the 'Night Fandago' with Fanta's own 'Mammy'.

May be an unknown actor named Denis Lilly as he references the name in one of the songs he sings, 'Root Chicken, Denis Lilly and Comedy Central too have used my ideas of TV shows all produced by Jews!"

Says hilarious lines like 'You got any of that vaudevillian penicillin for my lip? Well aren't you the turkey's elbow! You've saved my life'

And 'It takes a lot of gal to pick your own mammy's evergreens, but another thing entirely for you to do the night fandagno with the bosse's manmy yourself.'

or "Kid, you really shouldn't be watchin' this!"

"I wish she was a woman...of color." (Puts black face all over the doll's face).

Special Delivery Spooger. Pronoun, character name. A spoof of the Postman from 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'.

Dave: Did you see that postman guy firing his red rocket on that video last night?
Carl: You mean Soecial Delivery Spooger.

Dave: Seems like heaven, kid.

Carl: I wish she was a woman of color.

Ha!
Special Delivery Spooger. Pronoun, character name. A spoof of the Postman from 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'.

Dave: Did you see that postman guy firing his red rocket on that video last night?
Carl: You mean Soecial Delivery Spooger.

Dave: Seems like heaven, kid.

Carl: I wish she was a woman of color.

Ha!
by ittybittytatasd June 19, 2011
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Special Delivery Spooger (pn).

A character from 'Fanta Claus Is Comin', a sick parody on the internet of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town', where names are changed and the animated things screw, and spew forth fluids, a lot.

The earlier person who defined some of his lines was wrong. What he actually said was, 'Oh, Robot Chicken and Denis Leary and Comedy Central too, have used my ideas for TV shows all produced by Jews. But why the fk should I even care 'cause imitation's a form of flattery? Well I made the world laugh, well most of it, and that's what's important to me.' It is Denis Leary because he had a show and those other things are shows. Denis Lilian nor Dennis Lilly or Denis Lillee did not have shows.
Special Delivery Spooger.

The character is the Mailman from the cartoon only he's turned into a drunk sicko who knocks out an old lady and does her, and also craps all over the mail he's not supposed to open.
by denislilleefan November 22, 2011
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