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Another term used to describe cum.
I was in school and this hot girl bent over and I fucking spooged in my pants!
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n. slang word meaning semen

v. to ejaculate
n. 'He got spooge on his towel'

v. 'I love to spooge over a hot guy'
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n. goopy or viscous substance similar in texture to cum

v. to cause a goopy substance to end up on an item or person
I woke up this morning in a puddle of spooge.

What is this spooge on my dinner?

Damn! Don't spooge my new shoes!

What's that spoogy shit on your shirt?
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Male semen, or the act of ejaculation. Generally a term used by men towards other men in social situations.
"She's so hot I think I spooged myself."
or
"What is this? Spooge?"
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1. n. Male ejaculate; cum
2. v. To ejaculate; cum
3. v. To become intensely excited about something.
she's going to spooge when she sees what a great job we've done on this assignment!
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There were spooge stains on the back seat.
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What you always find in your bathroom when you share an apartment with a very large lonely guy
I walked in the bathroom and Patricks spooge was all over the toilet . . .
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