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1.ejaculate -noun-
2.ejaculate -verb-
3.Any repellant,smelly or inapropriate substance that also incorporates stickiness
(1.) "Is that spoodge on your good jacket?"
(2.) "Did you or did you not spoodge on that jacket?"
(3.) Old fashioned ketchup bottles with metal caps were prone to developing black spoodge deposits underneath the cap.
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'Spoodge' an, or any, undesireable, icky substance, always a liquid, though can be very thick.
'eww, it's all spoodgey'
'that is some funky smelling spoodge'
by Erika June 22, 2003
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To deposit a large amount of something, usually semen.
"I'm going to the bank - I've a spoodge for them."
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by Jay July 01, 2003
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The spit of chewing tabacco.
Dude! Spit your spoodge in the spitoon bucket not on my shoe!
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Meaning to suck up to people and take stuff for other stuff. Used also as 'crash'.
"Hey, I'm going to go spoodge off my parents, get some cash in!"

by DeadExit March 27, 2007
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