Spastification

The art of acting spasticly.

Someone who acts like a knob for the sake of it, i.e known as a retard or "spastic". Their level of "spastic-ness" will reach new heights, as they obtain the art of spastification.

Man 1: Jesus, what the fuck is that guy even doing?!
Man 2: I dunno man, he's acting like a proper spastic.
Man 1: That's spastification at its damn finest.

Spastification by GiggleTits April 26, 2013

Spanification 

The way in which Spanish people type words from the English language phonetically.

The spanification of Hello is Jelou.

Spanification by Michael Cris September 21, 2008

pontification 

The act of speaking out for the purpose of hearing onself speak.
Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge".
Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high.
Usually full of shit.

There goes that motherfucker with his pontification again.
Attaboy Message from a wannabe manager
Attaboy Message from a wannabe supervisor
Co-worker sucks up to teh boss by thanking everybody for their help when the boss should be saying the thank you.

pontification by Joe Schitt The Rag Man May 1, 2006

Spartification 

Any reunion or event of (or involving) the KMD. Usually involves ridiculous amounts of alcohol and general nonsense. A typical night of spartification ends the following morning usually with three or more people passed out on the floor.

"Did you hear Dattoli, Bryan and Miller are getting together tonight."
"Yeah, sounds like there's going to be some serious spartification going down."

Spartification by ace_helixxx April 22, 2008

stonkification

To be so impressed by a football result that you get a full on stiffy.

The Rangers result last night gave me massive stonkification, it still hasn't went down yet!!

stonkification by big jock knew May 2, 2008

spontificatious 

absolutely, sexual, incredible

This jaguar SVR sounds spontificatious

spontificatious by big fan yeet May 12, 2019

Snotification 

when you laugh so hard snot comes out of your nose :c)

Person 1: IM SNOTTING RN
Person 2: the correct word is snotification:)

Snotification by zaterjam February 14, 2021