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When you're sat there innocently on the computer, or lying in bed, trying to sleep.... THEN BAM! You find yourself involuntarily jerking off...
Danny was almost fired for accidentally masturbating in the conference, but the Italian business men understood. They too, had suffered from spontanewank from time to time...
by lqwis December 15, 2010
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