The lamest cartoon ever made, which makes it even sadder that this show and The Fairly Oddparents are the only two remaining shows of Nickelodeon's good years. A show about an annoying sea-sponge and his equally annoying friends with plots and "jokes" that make every kid in America think they can get whatever they want by going through life acting like a brain-dead moron.
Watching Spongebob Squarepants is very dangerous to one's intellect. My friend watched an episode last month and forgot how to use the toilet for a week.
by GaaraoftheDamned November 24, 2012
A short, yellowish fellow with more than the recommended amount of holes. Also cannot drive, because he can't reach the pedals.
1) TAKIN' OUT THE TRASH, at night . Said Spongebob Squarepants

2) look at that Spongebob that just crashed!
by Deadasadodo March 15, 2012
The ultimate badass.
Spongebob Squarepants IS the funniest cartoon on Nick
by kingofbergers September 06, 2011
spongebob is a happy gay sponge, one of the most happyest gay sponges in the hole world, the reason he has so many holes is because he's had to much sex with dolphins.
whores are such spongebob squarepants. they both suck everything up
by youngmen March 29, 2010
A stoners favorite show!
Stoner: Hey man, let's go watch Spongebob Squarepants!!
Sober: Why? that is a kids show!
Stoner: Shut the fuck up, He is yellow and I like that
Sober: Wut
by Patrick pentagon January 03, 2009
A retarded yellow sponge that is most likely homosexual. The network "nickelodeon" started running the show when it sold out and started airing programs meant to keep small kids between the ages of 4-10 busy.
steve: I wanted to tear my eyes out. My 7-year-old cousin was watching spongebob squarepants when i came home.

joe: That's rough, man. I feel bad for you.
by dublincatfish July 10, 2008
A very deep and though-provoking show with hidden double meanings and symbolisms cleverly disguised as a childrens show about a giddy sponge who works at a restaurant called the krusty krab, whose owner is greedy Mr. Krabs
He works there with Squidward , a cashier who plays clarinet. His best friend is a pink starfsih named patrick but is also friends with a squirrel who wears some sort of underwater suit named Sandyand he has a pet snail Gary.
Bikini Bottom represents Nazi Germany. Gary represents Germany, the country itself. Patrick represents Hitler, or the temptations of Nazism. Spongebob is the previous and more fair way of ruling. Gary(Germany) surrenders himself (itself) to Patrick's (Hitler's) tempting cookie (Hitler's perfect race/ anti-jew idea)
(A basic breakdown if the symbolism in an episode of Spongebob Squarepants.)
by 123456789lll June 12, 2012

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