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When a large erect penis is placed carefully and neatly across the face of a stranger and dragged until euphoria is caused and sometimes death .

Originally derived from ancient chinese culture, the spongebob'd is similar to a rick roll , often times santorum or spermy fecal matter is involved in homosexual activity of this word.

Nevertheless, it's never a good thing to be spongebob'd.

It has been officially decided that long term cigarette smoking is safer than spongebob'd ing someone. Patrick is a Dickhead BTW
Devante-Last night terry was going to teabag this bitch at this restaurant, we were so high that instead he pulled out his jolly roger and instead of putting it in her sweatbox, he spongebob'd her.

George- Damn , did she live
by The amazing penis July 22, 2011

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