A freakish form of sponge which has gained the ability of speech. Most of his viewers are idiots (Like him) and should go stab themselves as soon as they can. He pales in comparison to Invader Zim, and I will take it upon myself to kill spongebob's entire artist team so he can never be drawn again.
Once I went home and saw that Nickelodion canceled Invader Zim and made spongebob its Poster boy. I then cut my wrists open and watched Adult Swim.