Spongebob really isn't gay, because he really isn't real. He's just a cartoon, for Pete's sake! Okay, I admit that some of the things he does are a bit gayer than other cartoon characters, but it's just supposed to make people laugh! It isn't trying to send the message of: Spongebob, the fictional cartoon sponge, is really a homosexual!!!!!!!!!
Me: Wow. You idiot.