He's lives in a Pinapple under the sea.
He's absorbant, yellow and porous.
He's a nautical nonsense that you wish for.
Go get down a deck and flop like a fish.
He's a little square dude who works at the Krusty Krab and chills with his friends Squidward, Sandy and Patrick (who lives under a rock.)
Funniest show ever.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm sick, Patrick. I'm going to the doctor.
Patrick: What? Oh no, you can't go!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Why not?
Patrick: I know a guy who knows a guy who went to the doctor, and the doctor's office is a horrible, horrible place.
SpongeBob SquarePants: It can't be as horrible as the suds.
Patrick: Oh, it is, SpongeBob. First, they make you sit in a... waiting room!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Is that the horrible part?
Patrick: No, it gets worse. They make you read... old magazines!
Patrick: Then the doctor pulls out his stethoscope.
SpongeBob SquarePants: No!
Patrick: Yes! It's a device so sinister, so icy cold when it touches your bare flesh that... Pssh!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Aaah! No doctor! No stethoscope! No magazines! No Pssh! Patrick, I don't want to go to the doctor.
little square dude
hold on there little square dude!
First off, Spongebob is not homosexual. He's a sponge! He reproduces asexually by budding. How he acts is different...I just wanted to clarify that up.
spongebob: can you reproduce by budding?
1: One who wears square pants 2: One who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!
A cartoon character on Nickelodeon. He is a yellow, square-shaped, friendly sponge who works at the Krusty Krab.
He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbant and yellow and porous is he.
Did you see the episode where Spongebob befriends Plankton?
Funniest cartoon character in years! He's naive yet shows signs of intelligence which his friend Patrick Star lacks. Also works for Mr. Krabs at the Krusty Krab making Krabbie Patties!
Spongebob gives neighbor Squidward many headaches!
A square dude with a lame job and no life.
...and i don't mean the cartoon
If you still work at McDonald's flipping krabby patties, get a real job Spongebob.
A porous, spongey Nickelodeon character who has a very naive personality.
SpongeBob went jellyfishing in Jellyfish Fields.