Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Spongebob: I'll ask Squidward if he wants to join.
Patrick: I'm hungry. Be right back Spongebob, I'm gonna go eat this rock.
Kid 1: Wow, Spongebob Squarepants is great!
Kid 2: WTF, No it sucks balls.
2) A surprisingly funny cartoon on Nick, in the spirit of Ren and Stimpy minus all the gross-out humor.
SpongeBob:...krabby patties are good for you!
Squidward: Good for you?! Please, those things are a heart attack on a bun!
SpongeBob: No, i meant...they're good for your soul *heavenly music plays; Spongebob is shown standing on a cloud with wings and a halo*!
Squidward: Please! I have no soul *evil laughing is heard; Squidward is shown with fire, stalactites and stalagmites behind him*!
~note: i appologize to everyone if i accidentally messed up that quoted conversation in anyway...which i probably did~
I have a bed linnen with patrick and spongebob! i also have a t shirt and 4 plastic figures of patrick, mr krabs, suidward, and spongebob himself:).. and the ps2 game offcourse..
The guys who doesnt like this show is totally clogged and doesnt have a sence of humor at all...go screw urself..
Patrick: uh, no i cant, im planning to eat a patty burger today.
Spongebob: aaw barnacles!