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12.
A word to describe the comical movement similar to spazzes and mongs when someone is in distress or simply disturbed.
He got stoned and completey sponged.
Alice saw a rat and it was like *spong*
He tried to say something funny, but it was soo not and i shouted "spong!"
you're such a spong sometimes
by Chris Done June 14, 2005
 
1.
A bit of spong is something you use to poke down the loose tobacco at the end of a spliff.

Common types of spong are the bit of a clipper lighter that you can take out or matches.
have you got a bit of spong i can use as i'm dropping baccy everywhere
by prince of the lizard people July 19, 2009
 
2.
A word for someone, especially someone playing a sport, that messes up and then blames something, someone else, or a supposed injury.

“He just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.”

It can also be used as an excuse for losing, before or after competing in something.

A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!”

Noun: spong
Verb: sponging, sponged
“He just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.”

A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!”
by Gerrick1973 August 30, 2013
 
3.
A spong is a hybrid of spastic and mong, prooving the word spong as being a great insult to all ur friends, family and your enemies
"Craig u retard, ur such a spong!!!"

"All u do all say long is spong around"
by Shexy Shyman February 02, 2007
 
4.
Spong

To make mincemeat of someone. Spong - brand name of a U.K. mincing machine maker.
Hey you! Take your hands off my wife or I'll spong you good!
by Stratrovare July 24, 2010
 
5.
A combination of spacker / spastic and mong, mostly used by school teachers who would be sacked for using any of the former words, but by using an apparently made up word are able to describe their pupils accurately and with glee.
"Fuck me, my new year 10 class are fucking spongy, most of them can't stop dribbling."
"What you mean you don't understand, what are you, a fucking spong?"
by Dildo Daggins22 September 06, 2007
 
6.
Like sponge, but much funnier. Listen to how funny it sounds!
Mmmm, look at that spong. Don't you mean sponge? No, SPONG. It's much funnier, see.
by Depardieu January 05, 2009
 
7.
A horrible form of bathing suit, a hybrid between a speedo and a thong. Usually spotted on older men with beer bellys and fake tans.
e.g. 1: Person wearing a spong: "Ask me about my spong!!!"

e.g. 2: "Ew! Rob shouldn't be wearing a spong"
by kikido January 16, 2014