Mommy: But I just bought you a toy!
Jamie: I want a Buzztoy.
Mommy: I already told you, I just...
Mommy: All right! Fine! Just stop crying
Jamie: *stops crying*
Father - "I'm sorry honey but I need to pay for mortgage which I haven't paid since I had to buy that boat last year."
Brat - "But Daddyyyyy! The people at my extremely expensive private high school were making fun of me because my phone came out last month and theirs are all brand new!"
Father - "Okay sweetie, I'll buy you the car and a new phone. We can live in the car when the house gets taken away!"
Brat - "Yaaaaaay!! Thank you Daddy! I love you!"
Father's thoughts - 'Shoot me now...'