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A woman that is between 50-60 and there body is starting to look like cottage cheese, but they still try to be a Milf
Guy one: So we have been in this club all night and you have not tried to talk to one girl. You have to get over the break up.
Guy two: Well I didn't know you were going to bring me to old people night at the club.
Guy one: There are some nice milf's in here tonight.
Guy two: They are more like Spoiled Milf.
by Gemini12 May 02, 2012

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