West of Scotland term for a joke or a prank. Often as a retort to suggest that someone else is joking or telling lies.
Did you hear her daughter is pregnant?
Spoff (boffin, swat etc)- a derogitory term that people (midlands, england) use for others more intelligent than themselves. A spoff is suposed to be the one who asks for extra homework and revises for 2 hours for a maths quiz, however, many people innocent of spoffiness are accused of this merely because they are naturally intelligent.
kid one - what did you get?
kid two - 9 out o 10, you?
kid one -oh my god, you SPOFF! i got 3 (smiles with a pride that they underacheived, as it is 'cool')
noun - ejaculate
She makes me want to cough my spoff.
Verb: to ejaculate.
You know that horny bitch
with the pig tails in the Benny Benassi video? Well she makes me want to spoff my load.
One giant step above poser
god damn... i cant believe how much of a spoff you are...