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Spoff (boffin, swat etc)- a derogitory term that people (midlands, england) use for others more intelligent than themselves. A spoff is suposed to be the one who asks for extra homework and revises for 2 hours for a maths quiz, however, many people innocent of spoffiness are accused of this merely because they are naturally intelligent.
kid one - what did you get?
kid two - 9 out o 10, you?
kid one -oh my god, you SPOFF! i got 3 (smiles with a pride that they underacheived, as it is 'cool')
by emoscum March 08, 2006
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You know that horny bitch with the pig tails in the Benny Benassi video? Well she makes me want to spoff my load.
by Dan Fox August 13, 2003
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She makes me want to cough my spoff.
by Anonymous September 15, 2003
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One giant step above poser
god damn... i cant believe how much of a spoff you are...
by Joseph Indelicato January 16, 2006
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West of Scotland term for a joke or a prank. Often as a retort to suggest that someone else is joking or telling lies.
Q.
Did you hear her daughter is pregnant?

A. Spoff!
by Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet November 18, 2004
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To literally enlarge something with your mind.
Spoff! (Enlarges grape)
by Koppyklone September 28, 2017
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