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Head-exploding cuteness. *seez widdle floofy lolcat*
*SPLORT* |
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When a male simultaneous ejaculates and emits flatulence. (Portmanteau of "splooge" and "fart"). Dude - "Hey man. Last night, when I was watching Grey's Anatomy... I splorted."
Bro - "Gross, wait... Why the fuck were you watching Grey's Anatomy, (insert generic comment about Dude's sexual preference)??" Dude - "Because Glee wasn't on, bra." Bro - "... oh, yea that's right." Dude - *sploooooooort* |
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the sound made by ejaculation SEE ALSO what one desperatly desires to hear while receiving head from Jaddis Man, I really wish I had splorted last night, but Jaddis was giving terrible head.
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